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Women’s T-Shirt – Born Cynical – Soft, Comfortable T-Shirt for Realists & Skeptics

Women’s T-Shirt – Born Cynical – Soft, Comfortable T-Shirt for Realists & Skeptics

Regular price $23.00 USD
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Some people are born optimistic — some are born realistic.

Glass half full? Glass half empty? You know the glass is chipped and totally overpriced. This “Born Cynical” women’s t-shirt delivers your dry wit in bold, eye-catching text while keeping you comfortable and stylish in equal measures.

Crafted from a flattering, comfortable cotton-poly blend, it’s as easy to wear as it is to relate to. Perfect for pairing with jeans, leggings, or a blazer for the ultimate casual-smart look.

Grab yours today and proudly own your cynicism — it’s part of your charm after all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53


  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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