Women’s T-Shirt – Born Cynical – Soft, Comfortable T-Shirt for Realists & Skeptics
Women’s T-Shirt – Born Cynical – Soft, Comfortable T-Shirt for Realists & Skeptics
Some people are born optimistic — some are born realistic.
Glass half full? Glass half empty? You know the glass is chipped and totally overpriced. This “Born Cynical” women’s t-shirt delivers your dry wit in bold, eye-catching text while keeping you comfortable and stylish in equal measures.
Crafted from a flattering, comfortable cotton-poly blend, it’s as easy to wear as it is to relate to. Perfect for pairing with jeans, leggings, or a blazer for the ultimate casual-smart look.
Grab yours today and proudly own your cynicism — it’s part of your charm after all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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