Still waiting on the end of the world? Might as well stay warm.
This hoodie isn’t about science denial. It’s about deadline fatigue. Featuring a growing list of climate disaster predictions — none of which have panned out (yet) — this design takes a jab at the hype machine that cried “catastrophe” more times than you can count.
Dry humor meets cold-weather comfort for the guy who remembers Y2K, watched "An Inconvenient Truth," and yet still yearns to own a beachfront property or three.
What You’re Really Wearing:
A Timeline of Missed Doom – A bold graphic of failed climate predictions from past decades
Subtle Cynicism – Say what you think without saying a word
Warm, Midweight Hoodie – For brisk mornings and heated debates
Conversation Starter or Ender – Depends on the zip code
Hoodie Features:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Let them predict the future. You’ll dress for the present.
Please Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
