This t-shirt announces what everyone already suspected: you're not being helpful, you're being sarcastic, and you've stopped pretending otherwise. Printed on soft, pre-shrunk cotton with a relaxed fit, it's built for slouching on the couch while ignoring texts with a straight face.
Consider it a public service announcement. Wear it to meetings, family dinners, or anywhere small talk needs to die faster. No translation needed, everyone already speaks it fluently, they just won't admit it out loud like you do.
