This black glossy mug says "I'm Fluent in Sarcasm," which is less a slogan and more a translation service for everyone around you who keeps taking your comments at face value. Ceramic, dishwasher safe, and built to hold enough coffee to power the sheer effort of pretending to be nice all day.
Use it at the office to non-verbally warn coworkers before the meeting even starts. No subtitles needed, no context required, and no, you're not going to "tone it down" today either.
