This T-shirt announces your one true language skill before you even open your mouth, which honestly saves everyone some time. Cotton, comfortably fitted, and durable enough to survive both the wash and the eye-rolling it will inspire in coworkers who "just don't get your humor."
Wear it to family dinners, staff meetings, or anywhere sincerity goes to die. No translation needed, no subtitles required, and no, it does not come with a setting to turn it off.
