Fluent in Sarcasm is less a boast and more a warning label, printed on a heavyweight unisex hoodie so you can broadcast your emotional unavailability from a safe, cozy distance. The soft cotton-blend fleece and roomy fit mean you can slouch through every social interaction like the professional disappointment you are, hood up, hands in pockets, opinions loaded.
Think of it as a translation service nobody asked for but everyone needs. People will read the slogan, laugh nervously, then remember every time you said 'sure, that's fine' and meant the opposite. Machine washable, because your attitude isn't the only thing that needs regular maintenance.
