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Men’s Funny Alien T-Shirt – “Please! Take Me” UFO Abduction Tee for Cynics Who’ve Had Enough
Men’s Funny Alien T-Shirt – “Please! Take Me” UFO Abduction Tee for Cynics Who’ve Had Enough
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A stylish mens t-shirt that says what many are thinking — “Please! Take Me.”
As the world continues to make less sense, this men’s “Please! Take Me” alien t-shirt captures that yearning to escape the chaos and madness. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable for casual wear as it is for long-haul interstellar voyages.
When society keeps kicking you in the gut, the bills keep piling up and politicians do what they do best - which is absolutely nothing - this “Please! Take Me” men’s UFO shirt could be your last, best hope to escape the madness.
So grab yours today and hitch your interstellar ride.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
As the world continues to make less sense, this men’s “Please! Take Me” alien t-shirt captures that yearning to escape the chaos and madness. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable for casual wear as it is for long-haul interstellar voyages.
When society keeps kicking you in the gut, the bills keep piling up and politicians do what they do best - which is absolutely nothing - this “Please! Take Me” men’s UFO shirt could be your last, best hope to escape the madness.
So grab yours today and hitch your interstellar ride.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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