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Men’s Funny Alien T-Shirt – “Please! Take Me” UFO Abduction Tee for Cynics Who’ve Had Enough

Men’s Funny Alien T-Shirt – “Please! Take Me” UFO Abduction Tee for Cynics Who’ve Had Enough

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A stylish mens t-shirt that says what many are thinking — “Please! Take Me.”

As the world continues to make less sense, this men’s “Please! Take Me” alien t-shirt captures that yearning to escape the chaos and madness. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable for casual wear as it is for long-haul interstellar voyages.

When society keeps kicking you in the gut, the bills keep piling up and politicians do what they do best - which is absolutely nothing - this “Please! Take Me” men’s UFO shirt could be your last, best hope to escape the madness.

So grab yours today and hitch your interstellar ride.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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