Some people see the glass half full. Some see it half empty. You see the glass is dirty.
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a lifelong mood. "Born Cynical" says what you’ve been thinking since... well, always. From school plays to workplace meetings to the endless promises of politicians and the media that run cover for them - you’ve never bought the hype. As a true, lifelong cynics, this shirt is your disclaimer.
Minimalist design. Maximum side-eye.
Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric – so you stay cool while quietly judging everything
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Born cynical. Still cynical. Determined to stay that way.
