Gentlemen, tired of climate change prophets crying wolf? Our Men’s Climate Crisis T-Shirt serves up a hefty reminder of all the climate change disasters that were predicted to happen - but haven't (at least yet!).
A tee that lists the many catastrophic predictions that crashed and burned, finished with “insert next crisis here” - because you know there's another climate catastrophe just around the corner. There always has been, and there always will be.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is your armor against the endless eco-panic messaging. Perfect for barbecues, bar crawls, or just owning the room with your skeptical swagger.
Sizes S - 4XL ensure a fit for every climate change 'denier'. Pair it with cargo shorts and a smirk and wear the badge of climate change cynicism with pride!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
